Seriously, the ocean is not to be trifled with. If you make fun of the ocean, the first time you aren't paying attention, a huge wave will hit you and almost knock you over. It's worse when it's dark out and you're looking for seashells with a flashlight and you didn't even plan on getting wet in the first place.

Some things I yelled(more like screamed) at the ocean:
"Ocean, you are weak like a small peasant boy!"
"Ocean, baby Chuck Norris can round-house kick you until you evaporate!"
"Yer stupid!"~~soras-groupie22
"Ocean, yer like a nomad, you're everywhere all the time, but nobody wants you there!"~~soras-groupie22
"You're weak like the vocabulary of a small new born child!"

If you're going to swim out to the buoy try not to swallow any saltwater, cause then you start coughing and you can't swim right and then you almost drown, which isn't very pleasant.

..saltwater taste yucky.............and cable is stupid........